You can buy Charlie Crist!

Press Release April 14, 2009
Contact: Chris Ingram (813) 951-2977

Charlie Crist for Senate can be bought!

(Tampa, Fla.) — Strategic Solutions of Florida, a Tampa-based corporate and political consulting firm has put up for auction on E-bay the website domain www.CharlieCristforSenate.com which the company owns. Bidding starts at just $1.00.

Strategic Solutions will donate the proceeds from the winning bid to the United States Treasury Federal Debt Reduction Account to help pay the nation’s staggering $11 trillion national debt. Florida Governor Charlie Crist recently supported adding $800 billion dollars to the debt when he enthusiastically embraced President Obama’s reckless spending plan under the auspices of “stimulating” the economy.

“Governor Charlie Crist supported President Obama and the liberal Democrat Party’s efforts to ‘stimulate’ the economy with a nearly trillion-dollar spending plan that adds more money to our nation’s staggering federal debt. We felt it was appropriate to do something to help pay down the debt and the additional burden the Crist/Obama/Pelosi spending plan has passed on to future generations,” said Chris Ingram, CEO and partner of Strategic Solutions.

“If every man, woman, and child currently living in the United States had to write a check for their equal share of the $11 Trillion dollar national debt, they would each have to make that check out for $35,000. To demonstrate just how much a trillion dollars is, it would take one person spending $1 million dollars a day, every day for 2,739 years to spend a trillion dollars. At some point our elected officials have to recognize we must address the issue of reckless government spending and get a handle on paying down our nation’s debt obligations which are in large part held by countries like China, and Saudi Arabia, among others” Strategic Solutions’ president April Schiff said.

To review the bidding rules and to make a bid on E-bay go to: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320360327539

While not an announced candidate, Governor Crist is believed be considering a run for the U.S. Senate to succeed retiring Senator Mel Martinez. Crist’s lack of an announcement regarding his intentions have caused other Republican candidates who otherwise may have entered the race to put their campaign plans on hold until the governor makes his intentions clear.

If they showed some courage, we think they could beat him.

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2 Responses to “You can buy Charlie Crist!”

  1. Janet3147 Says:

    This is absolutely the funniest poke in the eye of a politician I’ve seen in a while! Keep up the good work.

  2. S.U. Says:

    via e-mail:

    If I win the auction, will my identity remain anonymous? I would like to remain anonymous to thwart any potential contacting of me by Governor Crist. Would you be willing to provide proof that you are the owner of the privately registered domain charliecristforsenate.com prior to my bidding? Thank you for your continued involvement in politics.

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